Could I be your Magnum PI if I grow a sweet 'stache, solve all of your problems and keep you in awe
When the Evil Dead won't die, could I please be your Ash, with a fistful of boomstick and a handy chainsaw.
I'd be your #1 lineman I'd love to think, for my starting QB, my Friday Night Light,
So you'd keep them diamonds, my dear Mr. Pink, What an honor to be in that epic gunfight
You'd be my Dante, I'd be your Randal, Whatever you'd say'd be too dramatic to handle,
You'd make a great Jay, I'd be silent as a candle, even when you'd call me gay, and then call me landfill,
But I'd still just be Bob, and you could be my weave, You'd always be on the job, and I could never leave.
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Nothing amazing yet (if ever, haha), just goofiness and puppy love I suppose. :)
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I might even end up changing up the style a bit and go with:
Could I be your Magnum PI if I grow a sweet 'stache,
And when the Evil Dead won't die, could I please be your Ash,
Solve all of your problems and keep you in awe,
With a fistful of boomstick and my handy chainsaw.
Still a WIP, haha.

5 comments:
this looks far from being a sloppy puppy love song to me /:)
this is my favourite line:
"You'd be my Dante, I'd be your Randal, Whatever you'd say'd be too dramatic to handle..."
how did u come up with that??
haha, thanks! :D
That line is based off the main characters (Dante and Randal) from the movies Clerks and Clerks II (two of my all time favorite movies). Dante is the worrying dramatic one and Randal is the smart-ass, foul-mouthed friend who always has some comment to make, haha.
:) I'd go for Mulder and Scully... but that's just me!
That is pretty damn clever.
Maybe one day someone will actually pick it up and put music to it.
And you won't know what to think.
Thanks!
I've actually been trying out a few different variations of backing/accompanying music, so who knows.
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